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Call My Balls Non-Binary The Way They're Always It/She | Bold Unisex T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Tee for LGBTQ+ Allies & Humor Lovers

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Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50


Got a sense of humor that’s as bold as your personality? Then this shirt is for you. Featuring the witty line “CALL MY BALLS NON-BINARY THE WAY THEY'RE ALWAYS IT/SHE”, this tee blends cheeky humor with a twist on modern gender conversations. It’s for those who like to push boundaries, spark conversation, and wear their audacity proudly. Whether you’re making a point about non-binary identity or just cracking jokes, this shirt isn’t afraid to be a little extra.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Bold & Funny: A clever take on gender norms, with humor that’s equal parts edgy and smart.

  • Unisex Comfort Fit: Soft cotton that’s as comfy as it is conversation-starting. Perfect for anyone.

  • Perfect for Humor & LGBTQ+ Lovers: A shirt that’s as supportive as it is hilarious, for those who appreciate bold statements and good laughs.

  • Guaranteed to Turn Heads: Wear it out, and watch as people react—some will laugh, others will scratch their heads. Either way, it’s memorable.

  • Ideal Gift for the Sarcastic & Bold: Know someone who loves humor that pushes boundaries? This is the ultimate gift.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this unisex t-shirt is perfect for anyone who wants to add a little humor to their wardrobe while staying comfortable. It’s great for LGBTQ+ allies, humor enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a clever play on gender norms. Wear it out with pride (or just to make people squirm a little) and let your shirt speak louder than words.

Limited Stock Available – Dive into the meme universe and order yours today!

Product features

  • Without side seams for reduced fabric waste and improved appearance
  • Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape
  • Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and durable feel
  • Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality assurance.

Care instructions

  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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International: 5-10 business days (may vary due to customs)

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We ship worldwide—fast, safe, and packed with personality! No matter where you are, our quirky merch is on its way. Note: For PO BOX addresses, only one box can be shipped. Orders with multiple drink cases may incur extra shipping charges, billed to the customer.

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